What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?
She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s very old, very frail. Very frail.
Bryan Cranston needs to show up and hurl a pizza onstage.
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates
Take into count how many kids he has. That was probably automatic doing for him. 💖
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his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain
Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
We stopped at Dillon Beach on the way to Mendocino. At this dog beach, Chubby dug to his heart’s content and then flopped over to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He made his bed… then he had to lay in it!
today was a good day.
Tumblr’s reaction to Taco Bell’s New WAFFLE TACO:
rnotha-fucka asked: If you say waco continuously it sounds like pac-man
*tries it* wait what am I even doing with my life
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